Wednesday 22 April 2009

Laptop, in memoriam

Following a dead elephant, dead hippo, two break-downs with a car and all other unfortunately events of the past week or so, my laptop (or rather the laptop Iris had kindly lent me) decided to die too. A dead laptop is always an annoying / inconvenient / frustrating event, but when you're in the middle of nowhere with no Apple stores nearby (the rumour has it that there is one in Gaborone, the capital, only it's about 1350km away) it is a particularly frustrating one. In practice that means that I can't type up my diary anymore at the same rate that I used to, and then post it when I get to access the internet.

At first I was angry. It seemed really unfair that it should happen to me now, here, when writing was pretty much my only hobby. Then I panicked. No!!! I can't write anymore! No what do I do? Then I felt sad. Really, really sad. If I couldn't write, how could I survive? Then, after going through this range of emotions, I remembered that there was always pen & paper. Hmm. The way I used to keep a diary, in the olden days. I'm experimenting with that now.

I've also been thinking of alternative hobbies I could take up. The two most viable options are 1. weaving baskets and 2. making paper with elephant dung. So be warned, you may get some interesting souvenirs.

So now I'm typing this on Anna's laptop in her car, using the car battery to power the computer and a head torch to see the keys. We're camping tonight in a little village called Xakao where there's cellphone signal so I'm able to get online briefly. Next week we're finally off to Maun (we got slightly mixed up with dates...) which to me now represents the height of civilisation: they have an internet cafe and a big supermarket where you can, you know, buy stuff!

Thank for all your emails and comments - I'm not sure why you can't post on this as I've just checked all the settings and anyone should be able to comment without registering. Try again?

And I've still not seen an elephant. I bet you anything, I'll be the first elephant researcher in the history of, well, elephant research, who will leave her post in Botswana, the country with the biggest elephant population in the world (or at least in Africa), without seeing a single elephant.

Thursday 16 April 2009

Operation hippo move

Monday 13th April 2009


Like anyone working a 9-to-5, five-day week, I love Saturdays. Back home I would enjoy a long lie, a leisurely breakfast, maybe go shopping, meet some friends, the usual stuff. This Saturday wasn't completely unlike it - there was a leisurely breakfast, followed by towing the dead hippo across the lagoon, with a rope tied to its leg.


We discovered a bit more of the poor hippo's tragic end - it had died three days previously for a respectable cause: in a fight to get the attention the lady hippos of the lagoon. However it was no match to a much older, much bigger, more experienced male, who had taught him a deathly lesson. The reason the poor fella had to be moved was that it was stinking out our camp - unfortunately for us, the wind was blowing in that direction. So the operation 'tow the dead hippo' was launched, with John volunteering to tie the rope around its leg, Graham steering the boat, Anna trying to hang onto the rope, and me filming it all. All this time, we were worried that it might explode, as it was bubbling in few places - having been cooking in the sun for a few days with all the gas in its stomach. Luckily for us, this didn't happen, and after a few hiccups (and lots of holding our noses) we managed to move it far enough down the river, where it would be taken by the current and finished off by the crocs.



Easter in Tsa ha camp


- Typed up a questionnaire in Setswana from Nature's handwritten notes - easier said than done.
- Yoga in the brand new office building - my third time doing yoga here, so I can definitely say that packing a travel yoga mat wasn't a waste of space.
- Stuffing my face with the mini Easter eggs that Blanca packed for me.
- Had an Easter feast of veggie burgers, chips and coleslaw (all home-made, of course - no takeaways nearby)


Best ever Tsa Ha bean burgers (6 burgers)


1 big or 2 small onions, finely chopped
Garlic to taste
Grated courgettes (1-2 depending on size)
Grated potato (1)
1 tin butter beans, roughly mashed
1/2 tin kidney beans, roughly mashed
1 egg
Stuffing mix
Herbs
Salt & pepper
Flour
Oil for frying


1. Mix all ingredients together
2. Add flour as required for a good consistency
3. Divide into six burger shapes & coat in flour
4. Fry in oil from both sides in a very hot pan
5. Eat with relishes of your choice. We had ours in a toasted bun with mayo, ketchup, cheddar cheese and crispy lettuce.

Kubu, finished

Saturday 11th April 2009


We went camping for two nights this week as we had to attend fields far from our camp. Access to our camp is now only via a boat as the flood has got worse, so now our commute involves a boat trip across the lagoon to the other side, where the car is parked, then a drive up a road which is also slowly becoming more and more flooded but still fine to get over by the 4WD.


Our night-time guests in the camp this week included an elephant. Just one, a big bull, who visited us on Monday/Tuesday night. None of us heard it, but it had walked just behind the kitchen and store tents, had a few marula fruits from a tree nearby, then disappeared into the bush. Graham saw it swimming across the lagoon on Tuesday morning. On Tuesday night, we heard it swimming across again toward the camp. It was close, but we couldn't see it because of all the grass and reeds in the water. It never landed however, perhaps it saw the welcoming committee waiting on this side of the lagoon (me and my camera, Anna, Graham and the binoculars) and changed it mind about its visit.


However it was the hippos who took a centre stage on Tuesday. I'd woken up to some strange sounds coming from the water. I brought this up over the breakfast and found out the strange noises were in fact hippos mating. Ok. That night, I woke up again to the sound of a hippo, not mating this time, but splashing water very close to my tent. I listened, and in addition to the munching noises it made as it was eating the grass, it was clearly making its way towards my tent. The sound from its footsteps in the water was becoming louder and louder, and I waited, looking through the net on my tent door, trying not to move. It was nearly the full moon, so I knew if it came in front of my tent I would be able to see it clearly. I could hear it approaching, and surely enough, I soon had a full view of a huge hippo in front of me. It was only a couple of meters away from me, we were separated only by the mosquito net on my tent door. The hippo stood still, looking into my tent. I laid there silent, wondering if it could see me. If this had happened on my first couple of nights here, I would have been close to having a heart attack for sure. Now I was pleased to notice that I wasn't scared in the slightest. After about a minute or so, the hippo must have finished checking me/my tent out, and satisfied that it wasn't much interest to him, turned around and walked back into the water.


Wednesday we started our three-day camping expedition to North.
In Mohembo a car passed us, and Nature's brother-in-law, who hitched a lift with us, tried to get a lift from them for the rest of the journey. The car was full, with about six people on the back, but surely there room for one more. It turned out that there wasn't, as there was also a body at the back of a car. An old man had died in a village near our camp (Gunitsoga) and they said he was a hundred and five years old. Not many people had seen him in the last few years as he hadn't left his hut. Until then, he'd still been an active member of the community. We wondered what it must have been like here a hundred years ago, when he was a little boy. Nature says it's changed a lot in the last twenty or so years, but I doubt that it was really that different. People must have lived in mud and grass huts identical to the ones they have now, living off the land. You see the occasional car belonging to the community trusts or the government officials on the roads now, but apart form that there is not that many signs of modern life. Ok, there are shops in most of the villages that sell a few food items, a bar (metal shack) that sells beer thorough a window, and perhaps a bakery.


Wednesday was also a day when I saw my first elephant. We'd been to several fields in Mohembo, all raided one after the other. We'd spoken to the farmers on each of those fields, until we reached the end of the last field. It was next to a double fence that was the Namibian border. There is was, my first elephant. It was huge, quiet and it laid still on the ground, in lots of bits. It was dead. It had been shot two days before by a farmer - perfectly legal if they are caught in act, in a field. It was barely recognisable as an elephant, as it had been skinned and stripped off its meat. The people around here eat elephant meat, and if an elephant is shot everyone will come and get their share of it - although the Christians tell us they don't touch it (something to do with prohibitions in the Bible we think, we're still trying to get the bottom of it). So two days after this elephant had been shot, there wasn't much of it left. A sad sight, a carcass covered in flies, that's all.


We camped in an old field overlooking a lagoon under the full moon, and I dreamt of people in my past.


Thursday took us to see more raided fields and we talked to even more farmers. We also interviewed kgosi (the chief) in one of the villages, and narrowly escaped being lashed as we accidentally broke a strict rule which states that women should never enter the kgotla (community meeting place) without wearing a skirt. The kgosi gave out to us, but luckily accepted our apology. Nature did kindly inform us afterwards that the punishment would have been lashing should the chief not have been in such a forgiving mood.


That night I finally managed to upload all my blog entries so far from the same field, under the same full moon and the lucky stars, with cows mooing on the background. Later on I finished the History of Love, and I felt very happy.


On Friday we drove up to Tobera, a bushman village far, far into the bush - this was where we'd gone on my first day ever at work here, and I have to say I had not so fond memories of that place (we were attacked by ants, flies and finally got caught up in a rainstorm in the middle of nowhere, got completely soaked and then it took us about three hours to drive home). However this time the ants were surprisingly well behaved, there was no rain, and I met lots of cute babies (the cute babies and the way they are brought up here deserve their own chapter - I've also been keen to photograph them. I might have to steal one when I leave, they really are irresistible!).





I drove on the way back, and managed to run over a child. Really. It was a classic situation of a lorry coming from the other direction, driving way too fast, me slowing down as the dust was partly blocking the view, a group of kids standing on the side of the road and watching the lorry, not seeing us, then walking straight in front of me as I was only a couple of meters away. Luckily I was going slowly and managed to break so that when I hit the boy he got pushed over, but we could only assume that he wasn't hurt as he swiftly got up and legged it, along with his mates. We were panicking, got off the car, wanting to make sure he was ok, but they were nowhere to be seen. We thought it was a strange reaction for being run over, but Nature informed us that the kids probably thought we were going to beat them up for playing on the road, which is why they run off as fast as they could. They are quite a few cars around, but not enough for people (and animals) to have got fully used to them yet. I have to remember that too, and expect everyone to walk in front of me, rather than away from me.


We got back to where we switch from car to boat, and John was waiting for us with the mokoro (we couldn't fit all the stuff to one boat). As Graham was slightly behind us and it was getting dark, we decided that I would go in the mokoro and take as much stuff as I could, and Anna and Graham would follow in the boat. John poled me across the lagoon, and just before we got to the camp he started gesturing that the there was a hippo nearby. Ok, nothing new there, but then he turned the mokoro around and started poling straight towards the hippo. I could see it in the grass, a big bulky one, and wondered why on earth he's taking me so close to it. Ok, ok, yes, I can see the kubu, I said nervously, not really wanting to get any closer. But John didn't take any notice, and we were only about ten meters away when I realised that there was something strange about that hippo - about the same time when the smell hit my nose. "Kubu finished", John informed me. The hippo was dead, and floating on the water.

Sunday 5 April 2009

Camp warming

This weekend the Tsa Ha camp rocked. We had a camp warming party, oh yes, it was all happening here. I don't think I've mentioned before that this is a brand new camp: Anna and Graham only moved here two days before I arrived (their last campside was going to have a backpackers built to it, so they moved). So it was time to warm up the camp properly. (I was going to say christen, but the camp already has a name: Tsa ha meaning 'too much water' - which we only found out last week - which makes perfect sense seeing it looks like we will be badly flooded in the next few weeks. Friday was our last day crossing the flood plain by car, it's going to be by boat from now on).

We had lots of guests: four people all the way from Maun came for the whole weekend, and another nine locals and their guests popped by, plus one dog. It was fun: lots of food, beer, wine, shotguns (don't ask), lots of dancing in the moonlight. Most of the guests stayed over for the night, and we partied - wait for this - until midnight! That is late by everyone's standards, including mine believe it or not. The hippos escaped to the other side of the lagoon for the night, but came back this morning. I missed them - I've grown very fond of them. It was nice to have all those people here this weekend, but in a long run I prefer to have just the hippos around. A lot of people and a lot of noise don't belong to this place. It's hard to explain, and I won't even try until I've fully figured it out.

I've been here for over two weeks now, and I've not missed the 'civilisation' once yet. We have everything we need here: great food, fire to heat water with, a solar panel to charge batteries with, and we're in one of the most beautiful places on this planet. It's easy to forget that there's a whole other world out there with all sorts of issues and problems - here there isn't much to worry about. We're completely cut from the outside world, but I've now even started to get over the initial frustration of not being able to access Internet. I'm still writing this in the hope that one day I might be able to post it, even though it's started to feel like a long monologue rather than a blog.

School talk

One of the things we do with the project here are school talks at the local schools. On Wednesday we did one in Beethsa, a village about an hour's drive to east of our camp down a very bumpy dirt road. The idea is to introduce the project to the local children and give them information about elephants.
We'd visited the school the week before and had a slightly bizarre, very formal meeting with the deputy head, someone else important, another someone else important, and finally the teacher running the Environmental Club (who we wanted to do the talk to). I asked about the possibility of filming the talk, which they said would be fine as long as I wrote a formal letter in advance requesting for permission. I did, and we dropped it off at the school a few days before the talk, and I turned up on Wednesday with my camera gear. One minute before we started, they informed me that they couldn't grant the permission to film after all. I should've applied to a district head office or something - just because there's no telephone, electricity, or even a mobile phone signal in the area doesn't mean there's no strict bureaucracy in place. The teacher apologised for not getting the word to us sooner, but sending a donkey to deliver the message would've been the only option (true).

As the filming plan went out of the window I adopted a new role of taking on a group for the exercise part of the talk. I had four questions about elephants written on a piece of paper (with no answers), and I tried to quiz my group of seven terrified children who barely spoke English. Needless to say, it didn't go exactly well, and it didn't help matters when I started off by revealing that I'd never seen an elephant. The children looked at me like in disbelief, and as soon as I'd slipped that out I realised it didn't exactly add to my credibility as an elephant expert. Hmm. It turned out that only one of the forty children in the club hadn't seen an elephant, so I' made a mental note of keeping that information just to myself in the future.

While I'm in the subject matter, I just want to clarify that there are indeed thousands and thousands of elephant around here, but it's quite rare to see them as they only come near the villages and the roads at nighttime, and during the day they hide deep in the bush. So it could well be that I won't ever see an elephant, even though I hear them almost every night and see fresh footprints every morning.

Still. I've learnt a lot about elephants in the last two weeks, and by the time of the next school talk I should be fully up to scratch. And we are doing an elephant nightwatch soon, so I might even have seen my first elephant by then.

Things that I've learned about myself while living in the bush (Part 2): I do like watermelon after all

Not much further explanation needed there. I've been mistaken for years, thinking it was a useless, tasteless, complicated fruit that is not worth the hassle. But I'd never tried eating it at midday in Africa, at the hottest hour, after a farmer has kindly donated us one. Yeah, it's still a complicated fruit in my opinion and I still question whether all those seeds are really necessary, but it tastes damn good there and then, and it invigorates like nothing else. It turns out that I'd misunderstood watermelon all these years.

Saturday 4 April 2009

Coincidence

Saturday 4th April 2009


Before last week I never knew how to tell whether a plant would be edible or poisonous. I don't think I ever gave it that much though - and why should've I?
One day last week we were driving somewhere - just one of the villages around here - when the subject came up, and Anna explained how this could be checked. I can't remember exactly why it came up, could've been one of my millions of little questions (I'm like a little child soaking up all kinds of information about the nature and the wilderness which I probably once used to know as a little girl guide but have long forgotten in my adult days).

A few days later, I was reading a chapter in the book that I'm reading called The History of Love (which is a lovely novel). In that chapter, on page 44, a girl called Alma memorises the Universal Edibility Test. To do the test, you have to first not eat for eight hours. Then you separate the plant into its different parts - root, leaf, stem, bud and flower - and test a small piece of one on the inside of your wrist. If nothing happens, touch it to the inside of your lip for three minutes, and if nothing happens after that, hold it on your tongue for fifteen minutes. If nothing still happens, you can chew it without swallowing, and hold that your mouth for fifteen minutes, and if nothing happens, swallow and wait for eight hours, and if nothing happens after that, eat a quarter of a cup's worth and if nothing happens after that: it's edible.
There you go. Now you know that too.